Great news. Coastal Plains was given some great information from the state government. Someone had to work on the weekend to give us this info. As always, we should never fear our children going to school. We have a very competent group that Barney oversees. What?! They spent about $6M on the weekend to bring us this super informative highlight. For all those with kids in school, we need to all be super vigilant.
This is a list of government approved images of what is and is NOT dangerous.
Clock - Don't worry, analog is still a viable method of time telling in 149 countries. Please do not alert authorities.
Bomb. Shadows hide demons. If a student refers to "checking the sundial", she is probably a terrorist.
Neo-proto-post-Mayan BOMB. This is a device known to the FBI and the CIA to trigger a world wide cataclysm when it hits 2012. Be vigilant, our cycle will end again in about 3000 years. There is no need to not be overly careful.
Obviously a bomb. Let's not joke around.
This is a digital clock used for many projects throughout the engineering world
This is also a clock made by someone with a tinfoil hat. It tells time one second behind "normal time". This is how Scotty stayed alive inside of a transporter for a long time.
This is a shitty science project that made a kid famous because his father wanted to make a point about bombs and kids in Texas. It does tell time. His dad is a huge cocksucker.
So, be safe! Be aware! You never know!
-Lex's clock is the seasons of salmon swimming in to your mom's chacha.
This is a list of government approved images of what is and is NOT dangerous.
Clock - Don't worry, analog is still a viable method of time telling in 149 countries. Please do not alert authorities.
Bomb. Shadows hide demons. If a student refers to "checking the sundial", she is probably a terrorist.
Neo-proto-post-Mayan BOMB. This is a device known to the FBI and the CIA to trigger a world wide cataclysm when it hits 2012. Be vigilant, our cycle will end again in about 3000 years. There is no need to not be overly careful.
Obviously a bomb. Let's not joke around.
This is a digital clock used for many projects throughout the engineering world
This is also a clock made by someone with a tinfoil hat. It tells time one second behind "normal time". This is how Scotty stayed alive inside of a transporter for a long time.
This is a shitty science project that made a kid famous because his father wanted to make a point about bombs and kids in Texas. It does tell time. His dad is a huge cocksucker.
So, be safe! Be aware! You never know!
-Lex's clock is the seasons of salmon swimming in to your mom's chacha.
That clock in the third picture is pretty hot. (Not a typo.)
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I will rub you, you magnificent bastard.
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